Continuing on my rage theme today, here is a list of Scottish ways that you can say to someone who is annoying you and you wish them to leave you alone – aka what I would love to say to the protagonist of today’s mood followed by a swift boot to the….
Add a thick Glaswegian accent for maximum effect.
Also, don’t read this if sweary words offend you.
Bolt ya rocket (get out my face, preferably over the next cliff you see)
Away take your face for a shite (you are talking rubbish and you’re ugly to boot)
Away bile yer heid (you are still talking rubbish and starting to do my head in)
Away tae fuck (self explanatory)
Yer a daft cow (stupid woman)
Away n shite, ya fud (get out my face, you are talking rubbish again)
Off you fuck (a more aggressive form of ‘leave me alone please’)
Shut yer mouth, yer arse is getting jealous (you are talking shit again)
Beat it ya bam (a nicer way to say go away, yet still conveying your unimpressed attitude)
You looking at me or chewing a brick? Either way, yur gonni to lose some teeth ( you are really pissing me off now and I’m going to lamp you one (punch you))
Away yea go, ya fucking bampot (the final warning to leave me alone)
Arsehole! (usually said with great vigour and passion)
You still talking? (exasperated, I ‘m done with this conversation)
Shut yur puss (stop talking)
Yer arse is oot the windae, ya rocket (you’re talking nonsense)
Get tae fuck, ya bawbag (a ‘go away’ command reserved for when someone Is really offending you)
You’re a fucking arse piece (you’re an idiot, you disgust me)
Shut yer face (stop taking n away bile yer heid)
Ahhhh yes, that is much better.
It’s better out than in, that’s what they say. I can feel the anger leaving my pores with every word I type, how refreshing. Think I will have a cup of green tea now.