50 Questions you’ve never been asked tag

Thank you to the lovely lifeinthegingerlane for the tag. I have been lacking on the blog idea front, so I welcome the tag very much! Plus , when I was reading her post I thought I wanna do this 🙂

Here are the 50 questions and my awesome answers.

1.What’s your favorite candle scent?

I don’t think I have one. I do tend to favor sweet sniffs, I’m not so much a fan of the floral scents.

2.What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

Even though I fancy her, I would pick Jennifer Aniston. Just so she has to be near me and speak to me. She is my bae.

3.What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

My brothers are awesome enough, I don’t need another.

NAT!

This is hard, I can’t think of anyone. How about I pick the richest man alive, a Rothschild or something, then they can buy me a bigger house, another car and a full wardrobe.

4.How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?

DEAD. Kiddin. I’m not planning on being married, ever!

5.Do you know a hoarder?

Maybe…..my parents loft miiiight be filled with my crap….the same can be said for my loft. Don’t judge me! You never know when an old night gown will come in handy.

6.Can you do a split?

I’d like to think I can, but I’m not sure I could make it all the way. Give me a glass or two of wine (or any alcohol, I’m nae fussy) and I will be my very best to prove that I can.

7.How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

No idea. I remember the bike and I do remember the day, but I can’t tell you want age. Mmm…around 6?

8.How many oceans have you swam in?

Erm, I dunno. 1?

9.How many countries have you been to?

England, Wales (although they aren’t technically countries are they Dave? He will point this out to me, again) Ireland, America, Spain, Poland, Portugal, Czech Republic.

So I will say 6.

10.Is anyone in your family in the army?

I don’t think so.

11.What would you name your daughter if you had one?

I would call her Arsehole. Or by her Sunday name, Jessica. If we had another girl (dear Lord no) I’m not sure what we would call her, I like feminine, ‘pretty’ girl names.

12.What would you name your son if you had one?

Arsehole number 2. Kiddin. No idea. I always wanted to carry on the tradition of calling a son after his father, but Dave isn’t keen and I think I have gone off the idea too. So I have no idea.

13.What’s the worst grade you got on a test?

Puhhhlease! I don’t get bad grades….I might have failed one exam, the one time. Just so happened that failing that exam prevented me from graduating until I passed it. If you are going to do something, then do it right? You feel me? Why only fail an exam when you can fail it and hold back graduating and job hunting for 6 months.

14.What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?

Ohhh so many. Art attack. Biker Grove. Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Blue Peter. The Demon Headmaster. Zapp. SMTV. Bascially all the 90s TV shows.

15.What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

8? 8?! I can’t remember what I done last night never mind what I dressed up as at 8 years old. I did dress up as  hooker one year, I was under 10. That’s not a joke, I have picture evidence. No wonder I’m mental and as liberal as a person can be, what chance did I have with parents that let me dress up as a hooker!

16.Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?

Nope. Not one. Recoil in horror all you like. Only last year did I watch all the Harry Potter films. Loved every minute of them 🙂

17.Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?

I’ll keep my Scottish accent, ta. It goes very well with my sarcasm.

18.Did your mother go to college?

Grumpy tits college maybe.

19.Are your grandparents still married?

I guess so, all bar one are dead. I’m not sure if they get sweet release after death, I’m pretty sure my Granda (mum’s side) hopes so. My gran at 96? is still going, my granda passed a while ago. I recon he’s having a ball without my gran, he’ll be raging if they are reunited in death. I wouldn’t say they hated each other but their pet names went a little something like ‘bitch’ and ‘bastard’. Classic, traditional Scottish marriage.

20.Have you ever taken karate lessons?

Just one or two….hundred. I’m a black belt. My dad has his own karate club, he’s a 3rd dan and taught me all my skills 🙂

21.Do you know who Kermit the frog is?

Yes, he’s that annoying green frog that I’m meant to like but I really don’t get.

22.What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to?

I’m not sure, Flamingo Land or Alton Towers.

23.What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

I would love to speak any other language – French, German, Russian, Japanese, Chinese

24.Do you spell the color as grey or gray?

It’s grey. You all be crazy with your crazy ass spelling in the states.

25.Is your father bald?

Not full blown bald with the shiny head, he still has a few grey hairs to cover his sunroof – don’t know how he manage that after putting up with me for 29 years.

26.Do you know triplets?

Nope.

27.Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?

I have never seen The Notebook. Dave bought me it years ago but I still haven’t watched it. So I would need to say Titanic.

28.Have you ever had Indian food?

Have I ever had Indian food?! Eh ya, I eat Indian food at least twice a week, the take away know my on a first name basis….

29.What’s the name of your favorite restaurant?

My favourite restaurant is BiBis Cantina in Glasgow. I didn’t think I was a great lover of Mexican food but I sure am now!

30.Have you ever been to Olive Garden?

No. I really wanted to while I was in New York, Dave didn’t let me and I still hate him for it.

31.Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?

Nope.

32.What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?

I can’t remember, Harry? I could be making that up. Grahame?

33.If you have a nickname, what is it?

Ohhhhh I’m not sure if I should tell you my nickname. My family call me by it, some of my friends even call me by it and their families know who they mean when they say….Betty. Betty is my nickname.

34.Who’s your favorite person in the world?

Jess. But I need Dave with her. If you asked me to pick I’m not sure I could, I recon my instinct and love would make me pick Jess but I would be a very sad Betty indeed 😦

35.Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?

I would like to live in the middle. Not the city centre but not out in the country. So exactly where I am now.

36.Can you whistle?

Not the proper finger in mouth whistle, just the lame lip whistle.

37.Do you sleep with a nightlight?

No. I need complete darkness (like my soul) to sleep.

38.Do you eat breakfast every morning?

I don’t have time for breakfast. Occasionally I will eat fruit at my desk. I’m more likely to eat something at the weekend, followed by a  tooth decay inducing Tassimo coffee.

39.Do you take any pills or medication daily?

Crazy pills

40.What medical conditions do you have?

Asthma and crazy

41.How many times have you been to the hospital?

A few times on the back of a doctors appointment and to A&E once/twice. Oh and that one time I had a baby.

42.Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?

He touched the butt!

43.Where did you buy your jeans?

My favourite jeans are Jamie from Topshop. If a place does shorter length jeans then I will entertain them. But they never fit as good as the Jamie jeans.

44.What’s the last compliment you got?

Dave compliments me all the time, even when I look like a bag of shit he tells me I’m the most beautiful girl he has ever seen. He’s a smooth bast…

45.Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?

I have really wild dreams due to the crazy pills, I usually remember them and they stick with me all day. They are always horrible dreams, those creepy, trapped, freaky dreams. Always.

46.What flavor tea do you enjoy?

Normal tea, none of this fancy crap. That’s a lie, I like green and peppermint and M&S do a lovely green tea and Jasmine. Faaauuncy

47.How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?

Not a chance I’m going to count them! Way to much effort to walk up the stair right now. I’m going to guess…25-30? What can I say, I like shoes.

48.What religion will you raise your children to practice?

None.

49.How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?

I don’t know, I remember walking out my bedroom to find my parents being Santa! Ahhh! The memory I have is of them putting a bike in the living-room, it wasn’t for me though. I had my suspicions and stayed awake to find out the dreadful truth. I must have been 10 or under. Gutted man.

50.Why do you have a tumblr?

I’v loads a tumblers, you put your juice in them 🙂

Well done for reading all that, 10 points have been awarded to your team.

I nominate everyone in the whole wide world to answer these 50 questions 🙂

Especially

Big Tiny Steps and thesecretblogofa30yearold

 

 

 

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