Honest Milestones

Some of the firsts that the baby books don’t list

You know all those baby books you get, the one that you fill out with all the babies firsts, like ‘first haircut’ or ‘first cinema trip’ or ‘first sleep through the night’? Well they are missing a few important milestones, the unspoken milestones.

Jessica was sick this morning, her first ever full on adult spew of undigested banana (*bokes). It got me thinking, there’s a few ‘firsts’ that are conveniently left out the cutesy wootsy baby books. Forever wanting to be a help to society, I will help fill those blanks in right now. Continue reading “Honest Milestones”

Daily Prompt – Harmony

via Daily Prompt: Harmony

Harmony

What the hell is that? I think I remember if from years ago, I’m not sure though. Pretty sure harmony involves not having a toddler that keeps tipping out her food despite being told it’s ‘naughty’. Continue reading “Daily Prompt – Harmony”

*hides behind keyboard

Popping my blog cherry. Ohhh er

Oft, I’m nervous. Like I’m walking into a room filled with people who are all about to turn and stare at me for being late. Late and naked! 

I guess I could stop typing, but I want to do this, I like the tippy tappy noise of the keyboard – I’m joking (although this keyboard is particularly satisfying). I want to blog for lots of reasons, one of which is to share. Continue reading “*hides behind keyboard”