Women – You are Dirty Beasts

I have, after over a decade of having a shushmenstrual cycle come to the realisation that woman are just walking baby ovens. Huge, hormonal, sex mad, walking incubators of reproduction. Society would have us think that it’s the men that are the primitive, instinct driven, wilder beast, pouncing at the first sign of flesh. I’m not sure that is entirely true. I’m not suggesting us lady folk are forever on heat, sniffing out the prime willies – Christ on a stick no – I think woman (females, pick the appropriate term please) are unstable beings ruled by their reproductive organs.

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Help Please.

I need some help people.

I would like some more blogs to follow, I have a good few bloggers that I enjoy stalking, however some days my feed isn’t so full of wonderful blogs to read. Maybe I am on the reader, lurking, too much or maybe I need more blogs to follow.

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Scottish Anger Management

here is a list of Scottish ways that you can say to someone who is annoying you  and you wish them to leave you alone

Continuing on my rage theme today, here is a list of Scottish ways that you can say to someone who is annoying you  and you wish them to leave you alone – aka what I would love to say to the protagonist of today’s mood followed by a swift boot to the….

Add a thick Glaswegian accent for maximum effect.

Also, don’t read this if sweary words offend you.

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100!! No, not the amount of times I’ve moaned today. 100 FOLLOWERS :)

Hello, hello, hello plus 97 more hellos! 100 followers?! Well, maybe slightly over 100 now, I’m a little tardy to the thank you party.

Thank you so much to everyone that follows, likes, comments and snoops around my blog. I didn’t start the blog with the intention of working towards growing followers, but it’s nice, really nice, when you see that someone has followed, liked or commented on a blog. It gives me motivation, a push I very much need to get blogging. Continue reading “100!! No, not the amount of times I’ve moaned today. 100 FOLLOWERS :)”