I’m claiming my parent sacrifice medal for this one
You might think you know what love is, you may describe it as a warm fuzzy feeling or needing/longing for that special person or maybe you think love is managing to live with someone for your whole life without sticking their head in a blender when they are getting right on your tits.
Well, I’m going to tell you what true love actually is. It’s Peppa Pig at the cinema. Continue reading “Peeeppppa Pig – Pass the wine”
Sharing all that knowledge I have swirling in my brain
It’s Wednesday! What better day to share some wisdom! It has nothing to do with the wonderful Wednesday wisdom alliteration.
Wisdom number 1: High Waisted Jeans hide the mum pouch Continue reading “Wednesday Wisdom”
Should you feel guilty for leaving your baby and going to work?
Aw hell naw!
Does everyone love hanging about with their kid every day, all day?
I love Jess to bits,I really do. I love her enough that if I hear a noise I will loudly thump my way down the stairs (the thumping obviously scares the bad man away) to scope out the place, checking the doors, kinnnda checking the bathroom – you know, like the bad man will be hiding in there waiting for his opportune moment when I’m doing a whiz and he’ll cut me into tiny pieces. If I hear a noise and Jess isn’t in, then I’ll pull the covers over my head and hope for the best.
So you see I do like her, alot. Continue reading “What a terrible mother….”
Popping my blog cherry. Ohhh er
Oft, I’m nervous. Like I’m walking into a room filled with people who are all about to turn and stare at me for being late. Late and naked!
I guess I could stop typing, but I want to do this, I like the tippy tappy noise of the keyboard – I’m joking (although this keyboard is particularly satisfying). I want to blog for lots of reasons, one of which is to share. Continue reading “*hides behind keyboard”