Rug for sale – may sell Toddler for right price

You don’t want to miss out on this, it really is one of a kind!

Shaggy rug for sale!

Get yourself a bargain!!! Fifty quid O.J.F.T.I (Or just f*ing take it!)

Product Description:

Large sized shaggy rug in the colour ‘Natural’. Just over a year old, cost over £100 new from Dunelm doon in Clydebank.

The rug has been significant upgraded over the past year, so you really are getting a belter of a bargain. All customized upgrades are the work of Jess, therefore I am unable to accept liability for any infections and/or injuries you may incur whilst using the product. Continue reading “Rug for sale – may sell Toddler for right price”


Goodbye Lazy Days

RIP lazy PJ days. I miss you. I always will. We will meet again old friend, one day (in 18 bloody years apparently)

Dave and I had the greatest of intentions of leaving the house on Easter Sunday. We woke nice and early when Jess started rattling her cot and shouting ‘MUMMMMMMMMY!!‘, we made some coffee, gave Jess her (first) breakfast of dry cereal (it’s great, she takes 20 minutes to crunch through it, that’s 20 minutes of peace to drink coffee), pushed a few buttons on the coffee machine then sat on the sofa enjoying a lovely family morning together. Continue reading “Goodbye Lazy Days”