I should make a disclaimer that I was at the height of hormones when I wrote this. I apologise for any and all sexism. This apology will expire at onset of the next period.
Also, I’m not really sorry, vagina life is a tough life. Think yourself lucky you don’t own this contraption.
Period Pack: An offering to the female of the species at her most volatile time. Period packs are, usually, gifted by the male to subdue the females aggressive, emotional and unstable behaviour at the onset of menses. Well received packs typically contain chocolate, puddings, cake, wine and/or relaxation aids such as bath bombs.
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here is a list of Scottish ways that you can say to someone who is annoying you and you wish them to leave you alone
Continuing on my rage theme today, here is a list of Scottish ways that you can say to someone who is annoying you and you wish them to leave you alone – aka what I would love to say to the protagonist of today’s mood followed by a swift boot to the….
Add a thick Glaswegian accent for maximum effect.
Also, don’t read this if sweary words offend you.
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