I can’t get no sleep

I’m going to moan, I’m going to get it out. I just want to sleep. That’s all, sleeeeeep.

I want to sleep for more than 8 hours, for one night. No. I take that back, I want to sleep over 8 hours, every night, for a week. I want to go to bed not because I really should, but because I want to. I want to wake when I feel like it. Not because Jess is shouting Mummay Mummmmmmay Muuuuuuummmmay, forcing me to move from my warm, cozy bed.

I just want sleep. I do.

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So, now I’m back from Embo-space

You better sing that title otherwise you’ll ruin my (poor) attempts at song humour

I just got back home

With a frown upon my face

I shouldn’t have gone for 7 days, I shouldn’t have stayed with family

If known for just one second how crazy it would make me!

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Poo-scapades

Think yourself SERIOUSLY lucky I refrained against pulling my camera out to document this wonderful occasion.

I don’t know, ‘strange things are happening to me’ (that’s right! That is from Toy story, do you know why? Because I’ve watched it more times this month than I have since its release). More and more these days I find I’m doing something, I pause and think ‘why don’t I find this weird?’ ‘how long have I been doing this?’ ‘This isn’t right?’. I don’t know if it’s age or the devil child or depression or a mix of everything, but something’s no right.

I’m going to write a post about poo, Jessica’s poo, because, well, this is exactly what I’m talking about, I’m weirdly proud of Jessica’s poop session last night.

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Some choice words you have there Jess…

WARNING – There are naughty words in this post, but don’t worry they aren’t from me. They are from my 22 month old blaspheming toddler.

WARNING – There are naughty words in this post, but don’t worry they aren’t from me. They are from my 22 month old blaspheming toddler.

‘Oh God’

‘Oh my God’

‘God sake’

‘God!!’

^^ That’s Jess, every day.

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Naming Ceremony

Meet our new bundle of joy!

Hello and welcome.

I would like to thank you all for coming here today, for taking the time out of your busy life to be with us in celebration of our newest addition to the family. Without further ado, David, Jessica and I would like to introduce you to our new buddy, Popcorn the hamster.

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