I offer thee a Period Pack. May it improve your hormonal state and my life expectancy.

I should make a disclaimer that I was at the height of hormones when I wrote this. I apologise for any and all sexism. This apology will expire at onset of the next period. Also, I'm not really sorry, vagina life is a tough life. Think yourself lucky you don't own this contraption.

I will do anything for love, but I won’t share that!

I’ll share many things with my partner. We share life, the usual stuff, sharing a bed, sharing raising a child, sharing chores (unevenly), sharing the occasional breakdown when you just can’t take anymore of being an adult, sharing the burden of people constantly questioning our relationship status – ‘are you getting married?’, we share the...

Im 30 and I like it

Happy birthday to me eh? It is too early for a hip replacement?

Depression – soon you might be an old friend.

It this the end of my depression?

The Jess Song

I wrote a song for Jess, in no way shape or form is it inspired or a rip off of John Legend's 'All of me' ....okay, it is.